Episode B17
Canine Correctness Gone Mad
Show broadcast on 13 March 2017
Welcome back Legends! We're now into the second week of Elis and John valiantly covering for Johnny Vaughan's 4-7 thang.
To start the week be prepared for a lot of canine chatter, John bringing out his feminine side, plus regular favourites, Humblebrag of the Day, John's Shame Well and Elis' Light Hearted Paper Review.
Conversations and riffs
Elis is thinking about becoming "a cap guy" so asks John and Producer Dave to pass verdict on his new hat. In return, Elis makes an observation about John's glistening lip balm.
John had an awkward confrontation with the person whose dog barks loudly outside his house each morning.
John is going to an industry shindig tonight so is wearing half his suit in the studio (the top half).
John's Shame Well
John frees another listener of their shame.
Wanting to "collapse into powder" after lecturing your new boyfriend's father about mental health issues in business, only to find out he volunteers for the Samaritans.
Misjudging the tone of a WhatsApp group and overshadowing your cousin's pregnancy announcement with a notice about your house party.
Fresh from an exotic trip to Malaysia, John once recommended a work colleague to get out and see the world, receiving the response that the colleague had served in the navy so seen a fair bit of the world, thanks.
Humblebrag
More examples of that scourge of social media, the humblebrag.
Why does Facebook have that stupid 5000 limit on how many friends you can have? Idiot man wants girl to complete his collection of other things like cars and houses.
Email of the Species
Listeners' emails into the show.
Listeners have sent in their tales of 'Panic Normality', those moments of stress when you inexplicably decide to do a mundane chore to counteract the panic.