Twenty Pounds Quid
Show broadcast on 5 June 2017
Hot celeb gossip! Cagoules! Swearing! Gareth Bale! Failed punchlines! You know the drill. Loads of stuff today plus the usual - Humble Brag Of The Day and John Googles The Travel.
Conversations and riffs
Yesterday, Elis went to a wedding with numerous celebrities of the British comedy and acting worlds. He got told to pipe down by Dawn French. Elis also met one of his heroes, Welsh footballer Gareth Bale on BBC's 'The One Show'. Elis: "I was scared of knocking hot coffee on to his toes and then it would affect his ability to take free kicks." John: "And you would have to kiss it off."
There's a clip of Gary Lineker having an Alan Partridge broadcasting moment.
Listeners text and tweet during the show on this week's topic.
Elis called a politician a "whopper" on Twitter and it went viral. What radio-friendly insults do you favour?
More examples of that scourge of social media, the humblebrag.
How do you keep your body looking so good despite your terrible diet and spending £20 quid on naughty food each week?