Episode 1
John's Childhood Poetry, Billy Zane Trivia and some heartfelt Textual Healing
Show broadcast on 16 February 2014
Elis and John kick off their brand new show with tales of Walton-on-Thames, David Beckham's ex-girlfriend, and some Snake-from-The-Simpsons-themed advice for a concerned listener. They're such sweethearts.
John's introduction of Elis
"Alongside me is a man with the face, voice, thighs and key socio-economic indicators of a miner, but the turn of phrase of a celebrated Victorian wit."
Conversations and riffs
First discussion of email
Text-in topic
Listeners text and tweet during the show on this week's topic.
What have your exes gone on to do which made you regret your decision to break up with them?
Textual Healing
A listener calls the show with a problem.
A boiler breakdown. Being stuck in the friend zone.
Sacred Cow
Should this celebrated band / artist go into the paddock of sacred cows or be doomed to the abattoir?
The Sex Pistols (nominated by Elis) - paddock