Nude Elis, Award Vs. Flu & Lukewarm Lager
Show broadcast on 21 October 2017
How early is too early on a Saturday to demand that your neighbours get out of bed and furnish you with your post? Robins will be the judge of that. What's the best reason for missing a train? Looking at an award or a getting your daughters flu-jab? A cracking show today with some of the WORST Humblebrags in Humblebrag history. Also, an absolute Robins bombshell! All this plus the usual Shame Well, Emails & a Made Up Game about Harry Potter!
John's introduction of Elis
"To my left a man so frustrated by laws prohibiting public displays of nudity that he will only sign a TV contract if it guarantees at least one nude scene of 20 seconds back or 10 seconds front, depending on which is more in keeping with the narrative. "
Conversations and riffs
The guys discuss Elis' nude shower scene in this week's episode of 'Josh'. John reveals that he also likes to act out nude scenes at home - or rather, act out famous film scenes whilst in the nude.
This morning John had some logistical issues with his Edinburgh Comedy Award. Texter: Which is the better reason to miss your train? Arranging a flu jab for your daughter or re-arranging your Edinburgh Comedy Award on your mantle piece?
Tips for a Halloween-themed party playlist.
John drops the bombshell that he will appear on Celebrity Mastermind with his specialist subject Queen.
Elis James' Light-Hearted Paper Review
Elis' selection of humorous stories from this week's newspapers.
Fear of spiders is in your DNA. Graeme Souness will never ever apologise. An offensively stereotypical celebration of East London life.
John's Shame Well
John frees another listener of their shame.
Going to a party at your new girlfriend's family's house and stashing your beer in the oven 'in case somebody steals it' but accidentally cooking it and messing up the oven.
Listeners suggest made-up games that Elis and John can play.
Potter or Notter? You need a Harry Potter aficionado and a HP novice. The expert reads out names that are either imaginatively-named HP characters or made-up. The novice has to guess Harry Potter or notter. Point to them if they guess right, point to expert if they guess wrong.
Plus, the origins of 'Potato Potato'!
The 'Keep It Session' Sessions
A special section at the end of the podcast for music recommendations.
Seamus Fogherty (John)