Episode 211
Skin, Bladder, Cheek & The Return of Cheesy Tommy
Show broadcast on 17 March 2018
Have you ever had to take your shoe for a shower?! Definitely avoid feeding ham to foxes. There's no two ways about it - the lads were almost literally on fire in this week's show. You had the cutting and clear tones of Johnny Robins and the soft and regional lilt of Elis 'the pro' James. There were Humblebrags, an extremely engaging Made Up Game and enough top chat to cure John of all his ailments (skin, bladder & cheek).
John's introduction of Elis
"To my left, a man who once received a caution for urinating on Swansea Bay. Charges were dropped after WPC Sally Wynn-Jones was impressed by his defence. Before completing his business, James proclaimed "This water began life in the springs of the Rhondda. It flows through Wales as it flows through me and thus to the sea.""
Conversations and riffs
John's attempt to economise his current tour is having an adverse stress effect on his skin, bladder and cheek (not bum cheek).
An update on Elis' battle with dog mess (or is it fox mess?) and what type of urine he should use to thwart it.
Text-in topic
Listeners text and tweet during the show on this week's topic.
What is the definition of a good vibed-based decision? Buying a house? Love-making?
Elis James' Light-Hearted Paper Review
Elis' selection of humorous stories from this week's newspapers.
Peter Andre is a huge fan of the NHS. The most expensive chocolates in the world. Driver-less cars could be on UK roads by the end of the year. Should CAMRA recognise lager? Rename Aylesbury to Aylesbowie?
Made-Up Games
Listeners suggest made-up games that Elis and John can play.
Receipts: put a receipt under some coins. Take it in turn to try to remove the receipt cleanly from the coins. Each time you fail, add a coin to the pile.
The 'Keep It Session' Sessions
A special section at the end of the podcast for music recommendations.
Sterolab (Elis)