Show broadcast on 16 March 2017
Elis and John crashed on through their stint on Drive today and here are the results - a beat-boxing revelation, a sensational mix of smells, and an unfortunate brain worm. There's all the usual stuff too - John Googled the heck out of The Travel (live), Humble Brag Of The Day (cash is cash), Panic Normality, John's Shame Well, and the Light-Hearted Paper Review.
John talks us through the fantasy scenario he imagines when he can't get to sleep: Waking up as the only survivor of an apocalypse and going to do a Tesco shop.
Conversations and riffs
Elis is given some professional beat-boxing lessons live in the studio and John also shows off his vocal impersonation of a Formula One racing car and an air raid siren.
More Panic Normality tales.
Last night John drank a glass of red wine and stared at the wall. Tonight Elis is going to have two beers in the bath and "a long old think".
John's Shame Well
John frees another listener of their shame.
Unintentionally sounding racist at a cricket match.
More examples of that scourge of social media, the humblebrag.
Teething your baby with your diamond rings. Why didn't someone tell you before now that buying a house in cash is easier than a mortgage?