Here's the episodes from the main podcast. There were also lots of bonus episodes, which have their own section!
- Broadcast date
- 19 Nov 2016
- Doing A Cilla, Rag N Bone Man v2.0, Top Shelf Goods and Online Milk
How does John cope with an argument? Which prophet does Elis think of first? What is the most futuristic name? Is Chris Moyles good at impressions? All these questions are answered in this week's podcast, plus Humble Brag Of The Week, a spectacularly uninformed round of Winner Plays On, John's struggles in Email Of The Species and a sublime Keep It Session Session.
- 12 Nov 2016
- Dancing With Dave, The #PCDPilgrimage & A Brand New Feature
The return of club night 'Dancing with Dave' last night saw Elis and John perform a mesmerising setlist. Which approach worked better? The 100% Bangers or the Intrigue, inform or entertain method? 'PCD Pilgrimage' guest Scott quite literally flies into the studio for a chat with the chaps. A new feature has landed Ladies and Gentlemen - something to do with clouds - I say no more. All that with Email Of The Species and Humble Brags is ready for your listen - Enjoy!
- 5 Nov 2016
- Dial-a-Dave, Rinsing and The Biblical Guy
If you want to know how Blink 182 spend their time in London or what Elis James' favourite pipes are then this is the podcast for you. Not interested? Maybe Producer Dave's App-Based-Cab-Company Rating can tempt you? How Gorillaz deal with tax? What does a Twix cost? The answers are all here.
- 29 Oct 2016
- ABCC, The Grizzly Bear & Diwali
This week, Elis & John compare stories from a certain "app-based cab company" and reveal their personal ratings live to the nation. Find out about the latest date in the tour and which one of YOU is the grizzly bear in the gym!
Also, what supernatural goings on might you find in Phil "The Power" Taylor's autobiography? Finally, producer Vin tells us all about Diwali and brings in his annual haul of space marzipan to share out in the studio.
All this plus the usual Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week and Email Of The Species!
- 22 Oct 2016
- Nipple Measurements, Triple Queen & Train Etiquette
Elis & John test their ability to perform jingles live on air with varying degrees of success. The quest to find the "Humble Brag of The Past" continues and Elis' nipples become the conversation that's taking the nation by storm. not only intriguing those who see them, but also destroying his self esteem and body confidence.
John seeks to defend last week's victory in Winner Plays On but can he stop Elis' steamrolling knowledge of one Tony Blair?
Finally, those keen to witness what's thought to be the worlds first "Triple-Queening" will not be disappointed.
- 15 Oct 2016
- Prime Minister Robins, Bad Impressions & Heat To The Beat
Elis & John were deep into their Elis James and John Robins Experience tour this week, but that certainly didn't stop the badinage - John let looses on some poor impressions, Elis extolled the virtues of Danny Baker and Jurgen Klopp, and both Elis & John imagined Producer Dave in a Ken Loach film. We found out which celebrities you would want to adopt you, as well as a truly fascinating, nay life-changing fact about MGMT. All this plus the usual Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species and the welcome return of Judge Robins!
- 8 Oct 2016
- Mystery Special Guest, Elis And John's Caribbean Bar & The Near Future
Elis and John were joined by a SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST for the first time ever on this week's show, and conversation flowed in all sorts of unusual ways, taking in the WAFTAs, coining, the concept of finishing all pubs and Van Envy. John also had a go at Mastermind, whilst Elis had more power lifting advice. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species and Winner Plays On.
- 1 Oct 2016
- Foursomes, MC Matthes and a Liam Gallacher Q and A
Topics covered this week include John's poor standard of golf and creative swearing. Undercover Marilyn, break-ups, Dave in Glasgow, nu-metal, Denis Law. All the big topics. What more could you want? Well you also get the regular features etc..
- 24 Sep 2016
- New Fivers, Abigail from the East Midlands and It Puts the Lotion in the Basket
Automaton Elis was worried by both losing the capacity to feel any emotions and his newfound ability to make plans this week. But don't worry-he's settled for being mediocre. John found a way meanwhile to add a bit of spice in the kitchen, before eulogising about Force Majeure- all this plus the boys enthused about Dave's sunny personality .Plus theres the regular items...
- 17 Sep 2016
- Meat Loaf musical, mystery car and cheesy chocolate
This week John reveals his secret ambition to write and produce a stageplay about the life of a teenage boy set to the music of Meatloaf. Elis discusses his imminent appareance on TV's Mock the Week and asks seasoned MTW veteran John for his sage like advice.All of this plus HBOW, WPO and TOAT etc..
- 10 Sep 2016
- Jesus Robins, Bunion James and Underfloor Heating
A surprising amount of Rennie's chat this week. John's annoyance at not wearing his FM jacket to the studio, bunion advice for Elis and tales of different auditions with varying success. Judge Robins launched this week plus HBOTW, TOAT and WPO etc..
- 3 Sep 2016
- Phoebe, Tony Blackburn Rovers and Judge Robins
John returned from Lund comedy festival in Sweden this week and another example of scattiness occurred whilst he was away. He was broadcasting on full cylinder though, unlike Elis who had to have a word with himself after one link. All this plus Winner Plays On, somr footballing puns. TOAT and HBAW- so funny, we made ourselves laugh. Sod off, plug in, rock out.. etc
- 27 Aug 2016
- The Gift of Shame and Instant Regret
Elis comes in not feeling too great today and is eventually reduced to nothing but a puddle on the floor after our fiery Tick Off A Taste. John is freed of his jury duty responsibilities but unfortunately didn't have the best time at Reading Festival. All this plus Email of the Species, Humble Brag of the week and Winner Plays on...etc
- 20 Aug 2016
- Matthew Devvers, Ants & A New Cagoule
Elis gets lost in a world of new clothing and the possibility of more new clothing this week, whilst John takes another step towards becoming a judge. There's also a bumper pack of gifts (THANK YOU!) and a ridiculous Tick Of A Taste. All this plus Email Of The Species, Humble Brag Of The Week and Winner Plays On.
- 13 Aug 2016
- Josh Widdicombe
Elis is away this week, so friend of the show and Radio X alumni Josh Widdicombe steps into Elis' considerable shoes. Expect further discussion of Johns pipe based woes, and a broaching of the thorny topic of Johns lack of appearance in hit sitcom Josh. There's all the regulars too - Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, and Email Of The Species.
- 6 Aug 2016
- The Thoughtful Beefcake, Eedjits & Pipes
Who lives in Aylesbury? How loud can John shriek? What is coffee? All these questions answered, sort of, in this week's podcast, plus a first for the show and an unintentional Peter Kay impression.
- 30 Jul 2016
It's an exploration into relationships this week - why is John friends with Robin? How important is the power balance between Elis and John? Just how much does Elis love Dave's body? All this plus sweaty Vin. There's all the regulars too - Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, Tick Off A Taste and Email Of The Species.
- 23 Jul 2016
- IKEAnecdotes, Little Georgie Ezra & Twitter Lady Bots
After John's IKEA visit, and subsequent breakdown, last week we discover how he made use of his bushcraft equipment in the assemblage of his new furniture. Meanwhile, Elis reveals all about his screaming thighs. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and Email Of The Species.
- 16 Jul 2016
- Richard Madeley's Mind, Double Billy & Cue Murder
Some niche gardening advice this week from Elis & John, potential crime novel titles, a stressful IKEA anecdote, and some...interesting...views on speech impediments (aka tongue vibes). All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and Email Of The Species.
- 9 Jul 2016
- Grilliant, Playing Royal Blood To Shakespeare, & #DragAlong
John & Elis take on Advertising this week before discussing Elizabethan playwrights (seriously), but the big story of this week's podcast (other than the reunion of the whole EJ-JR-PD-PV team) was #DragAlong. Plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, a special Textual Healing and Email Of The Species.